The Best DFs

Best Comms rep in the history of comms reps. Shout out Custard Creams. Actual Angel sent down from heaven to be lovely. WE LOVE CAITLIN <333

Part of the crazy sheff DFs. Will marry Thomas Boxall

doesnt know how to use bcc but its ok!!

-points (would do bad things to shadowing hank)

Loveliest human ever ever. Gets with Jonah??? Folkcest final boss (count of 9 as of April 10th). Cool AF. Cool calm and collected. This is who you need in a crisis. Head screwed on (especially the screwed bit)

Raging for a cuppa all the time. Coolest Vegan ever (second only to my mum). Also hot and super sexy (they pull mad bitches)

Pierced up baddie.

On GC (is he really?). Best hugs, will be part of the crazy Sheff crew. Once wore the same shirt as Angus on a comms call. Big Teddy Bear. Sweetie-pie. Golden Retriever Energy.

Would lock in as treasurer more if guided slightly more by the actual treasurer – we’re low key owed 2 grand it’s not ok, but that’s not Larry’s fault. He’ll save us all next year

Has his assemblies in Westminster Abbey (they check his bag for bombs)

My actual favourite human ever. Also low key who you need in a crisis, cause she’s so safeguarded and on top of things. Low key better at Safeguarding than actual central woodcraft. School teacher in Training (she’s on it with the child protection)

Literally looks like an angel. Amazing tits. Most gorgeous human being to ever set foot at a woodcraft event. Could actually write an essay about how much I love this woman

KP Queeeeeeeeeen. So qualified she’s overqualified and makes everyone else seem underqualified

literally the best Leeds DF by a million miles, and my personal favourite tucker (number one opp should watch out). Light shines from her life and she is a sparkling bundle of joy. Once let me ride on her scooter while drunk, really sound idea, did lots of spinning in circles.

Stunning, beautiful, bright human. Locked into V-camp Comms and making DFs accessible (harder than it sounds). Has the craziest lore about EveryThing and everyone (ask about her pregnant best friend – it goes crazy. The baby might come out chinese. We’ll see)

Most entertaining anecdotes from every camp ever.

Always in sheffield but never says hi (disgraceful)

Lanky northerner (fake northerner – born and bred in Cambridge), tends to be paralytically drunk, bit of a wasteman, however owns a mazda3. sound.

Gets pegged.

55kg give or take a few

Tends to be sound

Bought a ball shaver while drunk at Winter Wonderland (Will was there, he doesnt rememebr) class tbf, works well. Decent shave.

The man will do every single Thing except book public transport at a reasonable time before a journey. Regardless, he makes it on time and usually with a blanket. Can’t fault the fella, have had many a deep and meaningful chat in odd places (fave was the 5 hour walk to lockerbrooke). LOVE THIS MAN

ODDLY SOFT SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only at the bottom of the list cause she mostly wrote it. 186cm tall and super cool for each one of them. Vale flats baddie and classic member of the crazy sheff crew. Provides me with creme eggs and new girl eps when heartbroken.

she runs rings around the music cohort of UoS, sexiest orchestra participant by far. Welsh and very very cool, very on it with policies and the likes. Always see her around the IC, she might reside in the tram stop.

Keeps folkcest to a minimum, but goes big when she does (car ride of horror circa AN25).

SMOOTH SMOOTH LEGS. LIKE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soon to be part of the Sheffield DFs crew (Best DFs in the country). Loveliest human, friendly to literally everyone. Best DF to come out of Eastern Region.

One of the nicest people to ever grace the hallowed halls of District Fellows. They were my saving grace during Camp 100 radio. 100 years 100 songs? Best and most entertaining segment by far.

Stage talent, amazing singer. Creative, artsy and amazing. Stroud DFs has produced some greats.

-points (would fuck Shadowing Hank)

The aforementioned Jonah who brought Nyx’s folkcest count up to 9. 10/10 non-toxic DF man (these are hard to come by, trust)

Somehow made sure we had nice soup lunch and rice with individual granules??!!! (minus points for putting peanut stew on the menu, both because i hate peanuts and we have a peanut allergy on camp)

Funny guy. Always laughing (in the best possible way). We <3 Jonah (may be added to a seperate list about every man in woodcraft who fits Nyx’s type)

MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER! Sweetest human always filled with Joy. Kept Cardiff DF sessions (through their brief stint in 2024) as the best DF sessions ever.

DFs won’t be the same when they leave.

Revived the DFM podcast and actually has been consistent with it?!?!?! Found people to do genuinely in interesting interviews, and has racked up some mad views (160 views on ep 1?)

Enthusiastic and gets shit done. The big personality we need! Icon

Leeds DF transferred queen!! Love the vibes brought to the district, much much needed

Such a genuinely lovely human. Locked into first aid and super responsible and reliable. Friendly and really kind.

Their sister dates my sister so I’m biased, but the whole family are genuine angels. Big up the Cranes.

Locked in and did her job to an incredible degree. So reliable, and actually fixed Committee issues so we don’t have any ops anymore.

So kind and lovely. Always up for a chat, and so so friendly. Best mest-up rep we’ve had in a while.

Finn fuckin’ Prendergast